How to Be A Shacker!
Posted by Popcan on Feb 8, 2009 in How To, Stuff, featured • No commentsWhat to do:
- be able to snag a hoodie to cover your Identity.
- (If you are leaving a Frat or sorority make sure it doesn’t have letters on it!)
- Make sure you get a t-shirt to remember where you shacked.
- Girls: Wear long sweatpants to Cover your heels from the night before.
- Girls: Before you go out for the night make sure you have a hair tie just in case, walking home the next morning with sex hair isn’t attractive.
- Guys: Make sure you snag a hat so you don’t walk home with the sex hair from the night before.
What not to do:
- Girls: don’t wear basketball shorts or boxers with the hole in the crotch and your heels from the night before home.
- Girl: Don’t wear the big hoop earrings from the night before home
- Girls: Make sure you have a big purse for any items you don’t want visible to the public.
- Don’t visibly carry your shoes home.

