How to Be A Shacker!

Posted by Popcan on Feb 8, 2009 in How To, Stuff, featuredNo comments

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What to do:

  • be able to snag a hoodie to cover your Identity.
  • (If you are leaving a Frat or sorority make sure it doesn’t have letters on it!)
  • Make sure you get a t-shirt to remember where you shacked.
  • Girls: Wear long sweatpants to Cover your heels from the night before.
  • Girls: Before you go out for the night make sure you have a hair tie just in case, walking home the next morning with sex hair isn’t attractive.
  • Guys: Make sure you snag a hat so you don’t walk home with the sex hair from the night before.


What not to do:

  • Girls: don’t wear basketball shorts or boxers with the hole in the crotch and your heels from the night before home.
  • Girl: Don’t wear the big hoop earrings from the night before home
  • Girls: Make sure you have a big purse for any items you don’t want visible to the public.
  • Don’t visibly carry your shoes home.

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