February 2009 Archives

Feb 19, 2009

Are You Driving To Spring Break?

Posted by admin in Road Trips, Spring Break, Travel, featured No comments

Some Tips for those brave adventurers
It seems that the lagging economy has even affected Spring Breakers this year.   Many college studetns have decided to stay a little closer to home adn travel by car rather than plane.
But before you leave on that road trip, there are a few things you must remember when taking the [...]


Feb 11, 2009

College 101

Posted by Merry Jane in Lifestyle, featured No comments

As the light changes from red to green to yellow and back to red again I sit here, at the intersection of Lincoln Highway and Annie Glidden Road thinking about life.  Is it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?  Sometimes it sure seems that way…
Ah, the start of another school semester, my [...]


Feb 9, 2009

Ode to Collegiate Alchoholism

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College students are truly a rare breed. Week after week we put ourselves through the gauntlet of flip-cup tournaments, keg stands, ice luges, and power hours only to pass out briefly and wake up at obscene hours of the morning to re-fuel our still-intoxicated bodies with a few more beers all in the name of [...]


Feb 9, 2009

College Requirements!

Posted by Merry Jane in Entertainment No comments

During your five or six year stint as a college student, it is necessary to learn the proper etiquette associated with the position.  Now I may have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, but I’ve observed a few things about college behavior that are indeed worth sharing.

Facebook is the best way [...]


Feb 9, 2009

The College Stereotypes

Posted by Merry Jane in Lifestyle, featured No comments

What do you get when you mix thousands of hormonally-driven, deviant
teenagers, a bunch of liquor, an onslaught of opportunities to experiment
with and the opposite sex’s body parts, and the occasional textbook?
College, of course.  Or, as I like to call it, the best 4-6 years of your
life.
We here at the Fifth Year pride ourselves on our [...]


Feb 8, 2009

How to Be A Shacker!

Posted by Popcan in How To, Stuff, featured No comments

What to do:

be able to snag a hoodie to cover your Identity.
(If you are leaving a Frat or sorority make sure it doesn’t have letters on it!)

Make sure you get a t-shirt to remember where you shacked.
Girls: Wear long sweatpants to Cover your heels from the night before.
Girls: Before you go out for the [...]


Feb 3, 2009

Welcome Back To The Fifth Year!

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Welcome Back to the Fifth Year!!  We ARE the collegiate know-it-all publication!
Hey all you new ass clowns, welcome to the next best 5 years of your life!!  And to those who wrapped themselves around their favorite handle too many times last semester to graduate in 4 years, welcome to the elite club known as The [...]