News

Welcome Back To The Fifth Year!

Welcome Back to the Fifth Year!!  We ARE the collegiate know-it-all publication!
Hey all you new ass clowns, welcome to the next best 5 years of your life!!  And to those who wrapped themselves around their favorite handle too many times last semester to graduate in 4 years, welcome to the elite club known as The [...]

Entertainment

College Requirements!

During your five or six year stint as a college student, it is necessary to learn the proper etiquette associated with the position.  Now I may have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, but I’ve observed a few things about college behavior that are indeed worth sharing.

Facebook is the best way [...]

Lifestyle

College 101

As the light changes from red to green to yellow and back to red again I sit here, at the intersection of Lincoln Highway and Annie Glidden Road thinking about life.  Is it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?  Sometimes it sure seems that way…
Ah, the start of another school semester, my [...]

Ode to Collegiate Alchoholism

College students are truly a rare breed. Week after week we put ourselves through the gauntlet of flip-cup tournaments, keg stands, ice luges, and power hours only to pass out briefly and wake up at obscene hours of the morning to re-fuel our still-intoxicated bodies with a few more beers all in the name of [...]

Travel

Are You Driving To Spring Break?

Some Tips for those brave adventurers
It seems that the lagging economy has even affected Spring Breakers this year.   Many college studetns have decided to stay a little closer to home adn travel by car rather than plane.
But before you leave on that road trip, there are a few things you must remember when taking the [...]

Stuff

How to Be A Shacker!

What to do:

be able to snag a hoodie to cover your Identity.
(If you are leaving a Frat or sorority make sure it doesn’t have letters on it!)

Make sure you get a t-shirt to remember where you shacked.
Girls: Wear long sweatpants to Cover your heels from the night before.
Girls: Before you go out for the [...]